The Vampire Diaries Quotes
We have Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Boyz II Men...Stefan's.Damon
Cryptic question, accusatory tone, this doesn't bode well for me.Alaric
Damon: Kai? If you so much as hurt one hair on her annoying little witch head-
Bonnie: That was so sweet. Why'd you have to ruin it by calling me annoying?
Elena: What was that?
Damon: Uh it's my audition tape for Real World London. Fingers crossed, I think I'm gonna make it!
Just keep your eyes peeled. There's a pork rind munching freak around here.Damon
Elena: You should've brought me with you. Well first you should've told me Bonnie was alive and then you should've brought me with you.
Damon: Well Ric had more frequent flyer miles...and Ric didn't deliberately forget our entire relationship.
Just cause I hate you doesn't mean I want you to starve to death.Caroline [to Stefan]
Magic doesn't work in Mystic Falls. So if your coven wants to find you they'll have to do it the old fashioned way. They'll have to go through me.Tyler [to Liv]
Elena: Friend code states that in matters such as yours and Caroline's, I must with no exception, take the side of my best friend.
Elena: Can you two just kiss and make up? It's getting weird.
Stefan: You're just mad nobody knew how to carve the turkey.
Damon: There are no drawbacks to this woman Stefan!
Alaric: Ehh, she did sleep with you.
Damon: See? Another plus.
Whoop, be careful. You just sounded generally concerned for my brother.Stefan [to Elena]
Why wouldn’t I consult you in a decision that might permanently change your life? Hmm I wonder.Damon [about Elena]