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If you need anything else... don't call me. I have a prom to plan.

Caroline [to Klaus]

No sudden moves. No tricks, either. No Katherine-ing.

Damon

My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib.

Caroline

Are you really that dumb? Or just naturally blonde?

Katherine

I'm supposed to be running three different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me!

Caroline

Katherine: It's a beautiful place to die.
Rebekah: You're right. This is a beautiful place to die.

Resist me all you want, Klaus, but until you bring me the cure I will bring you nothing but misery.

Silas

People who do terrible things are just terrible people.

Caroline

We evil villains usually use minions to pick up our dry cleaning and that sort of thing.

Klaus

Elena: I'm not stupid.
Rebekah: Let's not say things we don't mean.

Stefan: Where is she now?
Damon: Maybe eating a hot dog... vendor.

You wanted to feed? I brought you to a city-sized buffet.

Damon
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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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