The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Stefan: Have any advice?
Lily: Tell her you love her. Never forget what she must be going through. And then, one day, be prepared for her to sacrifice everything for them. Not that I'm one to give advice.
I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.
Damon
Caroline: I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.
When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.
Enzo [to Bonnie]
Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?
Damon
Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i--
Alaric: Nope.
Bonnie: Okay. Didn't think so.
Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don't choose a sword from the junior's section.
Damon [to Enzo]
Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.
Julian: I assured Lily that there would be no more bloodshed in the house.
Enzo: Did you make any promises about outside?
Enzo: Well, if Julian wants it, so do I.
Bonnie: Are we talking about Oscar's car or Lily?
Damon: Wow. Did I ever mention I like your style?
Stefan: I had a feeling we were going to have to do this the hard way.
Damon: Best...Thanksgiving...ever.
No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.
Damon [to Stefan]
