The Vampire Diaries Quotes
These people didn't deserve to be killed by one of your free range children. Stefan's up to his hero hair in Heretic drama and I'm worried that Matt Donovan's funeral is going to cut into my social schedule.
Damon [to Lily]
Now I get it. Your favorite sons are the ones with the ripper problems. I highly recommend a detox and an intervention.
Damon [to Lily]
Donovan, that badge does not take away the fact that you are human. Please don't commit suicide by Heretic tonight.
Damon
Bonnie, you are officially the most terrifying person I know.
Damon
So, you're not technically avoiding, you're just waiting for Damon to raise the dead. Okay.
Caroline [to Stefan]
Stefan: Three. That's the number of people Caroline and I have saved. Barely.
Damon: So, did you call just to brag, or...?
There's an abandoned music shop down the way. I'll let you steal a tiny fiddle.
Matt [to Enzo]
Nora: You reek of blood.
Damon: Well...I've been binging.
Stefan: And I've been judging.
Lily: Damon, if you have harmed Oscar in any way--
Damon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not my first hostage swap.
Lily: I was supposed to be dead.
Damon: And I was supposed to be your son.
I just spent my day reliving Stefan's first time. I really don't feel like talking about my dead mother with my hostage taker. But thanks.
Caroline
Aw, my besties are buds again. Let's go make a deal.
Damon
