The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 7)

Episode 5: "The Reckoning"

Matt: Elena is dating a vampire. You're a witch. My sister's a ghost. And I'm just a guy whose wondering how his life got so screwed up.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Elena: You don't have to hurt anybody.
Klaus: Oh, cone on love, of course I do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Bonnie: Where are you going?
Elena: To super glue Alaric's desk shut. I'm making memories.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Episode 4: "Disturbing Behavior"

Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rebekah: I am not a brat!
Klaus: A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Katherine: I'm just a girl, looking for a partner in crime.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Bill Forbes: You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again.
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

Damon: I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Katherine: I want it.
Stefan: That's good. It's good to want things, Katherine.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: Where's Damon?
Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.
 • Rating: 2.4 / 5.0

Caroline: If my own father, who I love dearly, can't change me. No one can change Damon.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rebekah: So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, huh?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Klaus: I'd forgotten what it was like to have a brother.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Episode 3: "The End of the Affair"

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: I remember you. We were friends.
Klaus: We are friends.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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