The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 7)

Season 4 Episode 7: "My Brother's Keeper"

Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Caroline: You weren't supposed to let Damon weasel his way into your confused, newbie vampire heart.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Stefan: Let's not pretend like this isn't the best day of your life.
 • Rating: 2.8 / 5.0

Stefan: I'm not depressed. I just wanna rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't feed anymore.
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 6: "We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes"

Damon: You know what they say about teenage suicide... don't do it.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Klaus: Caroline, you're beautiful. But if you don't stop talking, I will kill you.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jeremy: Give me a stake. I'll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Katherine: You're a monster, Elena. You deserve to die.
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Damon: How does Klaus know anything? The guy's liked a billion years old.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stefan [to Klaus]: You're using your calm voice today. Who's getting killed?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Jeremy: What happened?
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: You should have called Stefan.
Elena: I don't trust him right now.
Damon: P.S. I called Stefan.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 5: "The Killer"

Damon: Sure, Stefan. Since you asked, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission with you for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Elena: Dear Diary, I know it's been awhile. A long while.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Damon: Is that where you've been all morning, out buying bossypants?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: Since when do we team up with Klaus and the Lollipop Guild?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon [to Elena]: For someone who doesn't wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Elena: No, Damon. I didn't tell him I got high on blood like some dirty crackhead and then Dirty Danced with you.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Hayley: Yeah, I don't do teen drama. Take it up with Ty.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stefan: This is the most important thing that I have ever asked you to do. I just need you to trust me. Please.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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