The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Jo: You haven't seen my dad, have you?
Alaric: No, but it's big of you to invite your attempted murderer to our wedding.
Alaric: What rhymes with battlefield clamp?
Elena: People are uncomfortable around Salvatores in tuxes. It stirs...feelings.
Stefan: Uh oh. Elena's human again. Am I sensing another brother swap?
Damon: What do you think I should do?
Stefan: That's the thing, Damon. I can't tell you. Elena can't tell you. You have to want to be human for yourself.
Ric, if there's anywhere you should be superstitious, it's Mystic Falls.Elena
Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.Caroline
Enzo: Relax, relax. I'm not here to cause mischief.
Bonnie: Says everyone who has ever caused mischief.
Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, who after today will have sex with only one woman for the rest of his life.
Matt: Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this.
Elena: I love you.
Damon: 'til death do us part.
Elena: Want some?
Damon: Do you deliver?
Hello mother, I think it's time you and I have a talk.Stefan
Enzo: That was uterly adorable.
Stefan: What are you doing in my bedroom?