The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 19: "Miss Mystic Falls"

Damon: You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: John, whatever I can do to help make this town safe. Even if it means spending time with you.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Stefan: I just wanna spend as much time with you as possible.
Elena: I'm okay with that.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Stefan: I'm clean.
Damon: You're lying.
Stefan: Believe what you want.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Damon: You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampire. What did you think was gonna happen?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 18: "Under Control"

Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Stefan: I have this hunger inside of me that I've never felt in my entire life.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Matt [to his mother]: I want you out of the house, and my life, by morning.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Matt: Don't you get it? I'm better off without you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Elena: You'd be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alaric: I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheriff: His name is John, but I call him jackass.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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