Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon

You'd be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it.

Elena

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!

I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire.

Alaric

His name is John, but I call him jackass.

Sheriff

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon

Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Damon

Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Elena: You were like this other person, and it's my fault.
Stefan: You didn't do anything. You were saving my life.

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

Don't hide from me.

Elena [to Stefan]