The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 1 Episode 12: "Unpleasantville"

Elena: You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jeremy: I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Stefan: There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.
 • Rating: 1.7 / 5.0

Alaric: Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Caroline: What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 11: "Bloodlines"

Bree [to Elena about Damon]: He is good in the sack, isn't he?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: I saved your life.
Damon: I know.
Elena: And don't you forget it.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: You okay?
Elena: Don't pretend to care. I know you're gloating inside.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Damon: It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alaric: I was right about Mystic Falls. There's evil here. I can feel it... everywhere.
 • Rating: 0.7 / 5.0

Elena: I look like her.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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