Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon

You'd be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it.

Elena

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!

I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire.

Alaric

His name is John, but I call him jackass.

Sheriff

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon

Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Damon

Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes

I made it through the day. I must have said "I'm fine" 37 times.

Elena

Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Damon