The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 1 Episode 9: "History Repeating"

Damon: What are we doing here?
Stefan: Bonding.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Stefan: You could always just leave, find another town to turn into your own Gas 'n Sip.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Elena: A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.'
Stefan: I didn't kill my brother.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon [on coffee]: It does dead flesh good.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 8: "162 Candles"

Stefan: Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Stefan [on Damon]: I have to kill him.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Caroline: I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Matt: Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Lexi: You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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