The Vampire Diaries

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Tyler: I'm sorry.
Caroline: No. It's too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.

I see you got the bullet out. That was... nasty.

Brady

So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.

Jenna

Love does that Damon. It changes us.

Andy [to Damon]

Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.

We're gonna slumber it.

Elena [to Caroline]

Tyler: I didn't know what to do.
Caroline: You help your friend. That's what you do.

Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.

Damon

You may be my father, but I am never gonna be your daughter.

Elena

Caroline: Why are you doing this to me?
Brady: You're a vampire. Why not?

He's a werefolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win.

Damon

I'm steering clear of all women at the moment... trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.

Damon
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The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.