The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 2 Episode 14: "Crying Wolf"

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: How was the slumber party?
Elena: Fine. Good. Well-needed. When can me and you have one?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: You need to stop doing that.
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy because it's you who's asking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: You need to stop doing that. Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy because it's you who's asking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 13: "Daddy Issues"

Damon: First dad duty: gound your daugther, keep her here.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: You need to stop doing that.
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy, because it's you who's asking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: You totally blew her off.
Damon: I'm staying clear of all women at the moment.
Elena: You don't have to be rude.
Damon: Trust me, it's in the best interest of women everywhere.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: Be the better man.
Damon: Ok then.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Elena: We just need answers, please don't do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid so much more fun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: What are we gonna do?
Damon: Kill him.
Elena: Damon...
Damon: I'm joking. Ok, I'm a little serious.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: He just blew in, announced to Jenna that he's my dad and then took off.
Damon: That's public knowledge now?
Elena: Apparently.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: Great work, Stefan. Top notch. As if I didn't have enough problems.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: I'm sorry about Rose.
Damon: Whatever, I knew the woman for...five minutes.
Stefan: Well, you cared about her after five minutes though. I wonder what that means?
Damon: It means I care, Stefan. It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Still waiting for the part where John Gilbert's the answer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: You brought back John Gilbert? That was your big save Elena move?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brady: Which one of you killed Mason?
Damon: Ah...that would be me.
Brady: Boys, make sure that one suffers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Without a full moon it's not an even fight and you know it. We will take you.
Jules: I'm not so sure about that tough guy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Just stop talking. Just kiss me. Be my distraction.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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