The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 2 Episode 13: "Daddy Issues"

Andie: Why do you kill people?
Damon: Because I like it. It's in my nature too. It's who I am. But then I have to stay together to protect her and she wants me to be the better man which means I can't be who I am. Do you see the problem I'm having, Andie?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andie: You don't trust yourself around her?
Damon: I don't trust myself around anyone, Andie. I'm bad, Andie. I do bad things. I kill people. Don't be afraid. You're ok.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andie: So why can't you have her? She's with another man I assume.
Damon: Yeah, but that's not the point. The point it, I'm in love with her. It's driving me crazy. I'm out of control.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I'm in love with a woman I can never have.
Andie: I knew it. I know how to pick them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andie: You can booty call me anytime you want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andie: I can't believe you called me. I thought I was being way to forward when I had Jenna give you my number.
Damon: I like a woman who knows what she wants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brady: I see you got the bullet out. That was... nasty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tyler: I'm sorry.
Caroline: No. It's too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jenna: So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Andy [to Damon]: Love does that Damon. It changes us.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena [to Caroline]: We're gonna slumber it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tyler: I didn't know what to do.
Caroline: You help your friend. That's what you do.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Damon: Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: You may be my father, but I am never gonna be your daughter.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Caroline: Why are you doing this to me?
Brady: You're a vampire. Why not?
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Damon: He's a werefolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I'm steering clear of all women at the moment... trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

John: You guys are drinking vervain.
Damon: It's an acquired taste.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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