Jeremy: What's the point of this?
Tyler: The point is to get drunk and shoot stuff.

I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.


Elena: The Stefan that we know is gone.
Bonnie: How is Damon handling that?
Elena: Damon is... Damon.

Your mom is not a problem. I compelled her to go to the church and pray for your friends.


I’m one hundred and sixty two years old and I’m going to a homecoming dance. I need better ties.


Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, It keeps trying to fight its way back in. Sometimes I let it.


Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.

Damon: We're never getting Elena back, yo uknow that, don't you?
Elena: Then we'll have to let him go.

We'll survive this. We always survive.


Klaus can't be killed. I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it.


I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.


Damon: Do you trust me?
Elena: Yes.

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.