The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes
She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here.
Elena
As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.
Alaric
Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?
Careful, Stefan, your manhood is showing.
Damon
If you come after my brother, I will rep you apart. And I get my tempter from my brother.
Rebekah
He's my brother. And I'm immortal. Shall I spend an eternity alone instead?
Rebekah
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it.
Damon
You do not threaten me. You will learn what I allow you to learn. Is that clear?
Rebekah
Elena: How does he look?
Damon: Pasty and pouty.
Elena: He'll have to get over it.
Some days, it's a miracle you're still alive. Boy.
Mikael [to Klaus]
Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?
