The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 18: "The Murder of One"

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Caroline: Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Finn: He stored us in boxes.
Rebekah: At least he's not trying to make us extinct.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Caroline: Elena Gilbert, savior of the curse and the damned.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 17: "Break on Through"

Damon: Unless you’re interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Damon: We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. We’re predators. Not puppies.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Damon: Slow down brother. Control. Remember. Doesn’t matter whether it’s a blonde or blood bags, the same principles apply.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Damon: Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon that he repeatedly fallen off of.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Elena [to Damon]: Maybe you're not the right person to be teaching Stefan about self control.
 • Rating: 3.2 / 5.0

Damon: Unless you're interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Rebekah: I stole it from Nick who stole it from the Queen. Not sure which one.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Jamie: Caroline and I had a talk.
Bonnie: Sounds like code for Caroline lectured you.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Damon: Let's go kill some Originals.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Caroline: No one is better off without their parents.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: Hope's a bitch, Sage. Get over it while you can.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: Own it. Live it. Love it. Stop being ashamed of who you are.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: You know what they say, two's company. Three's a party.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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