After everything I put you through, I'm just honored to be your date tonight.


Elena: You look very dapper.
Stefan: You look very beautiful.

I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!


Elena: I didn't tell you that so you could torture me about it.
Caroline: What are friends for?

Damon is too arrogant to think his only friend would betray him.


You're too young. You don't see what I see. It's not just that she brings out the best in him. He changes her, challenges her, surprises her. Damon's either the best thing for Elena or the worst.


Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.


Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

Caroline: We are gonna do this an actual bed, right?
Tyler: Yes. Once I know how to deal with Klaus.
Caroline: Tell him to suck it.

Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?


Dead vampire is redundant.


Next time we compel him, we need to make him better at baseball.


The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.