After everything I put you through, I'm just honored to be your date tonight.

Stefan

Elena: You look very dapper.
Stefan: You look very beautiful.

I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!

Caroline

Elena: I didn't tell you that so you could torture me about it.
Caroline: What are friends for?

Damon is too arrogant to think his only friend would betray him.

Alaric

You're too young. You don't see what I see. It's not just that she brings out the best in him. He changes her, challenges her, surprises her. Damon's either the best thing for Elena or the worst.

Rose

Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.

Damon

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

Caroline: We are gonna do this an actual bed, right?
Tyler: Yes. Once I know how to deal with Klaus.
Caroline: Tell him to suck it.

Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Damon

Dead vampire is redundant.

Damon

Next time we compel him, we need to make him better at baseball.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.

Damon