Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Damon

Dead vampire is redundant.

Damon

Next time we compel him, we need to make him better at baseball.

Damon

Unlike some other people, I don't sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.

Caroline [to Rebekah]

You're good Stefan again. You're in control. You might get the girl, but you lose the edge.

Damon

Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.

Vampire-hating alter ego has a stake that could kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?!?

Damon

Elena: You beat him by being better than him.
Stefan: And what did I lose in the process?

Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man.

Klaus

Vampire disposal? Not my strong suit.

Caroline

I miss well-adjusted Stefan.

Caroline

Thank you, Bonnie. See you in physics class.

Rebekah

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

I say go with the black. It makes you look all villainy.

Damon