The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 17: "Break on Through"

Damon: Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 16: "1912"

Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dr. Meredith Fell: You wear a ring that lets you cheat death, Ric. How many times can you die before it changes you?
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Damon: No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Matt: Sometimes it pays to be the only normal one in a town of vampires. I'm practically invisible.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Elena: I know it doesn't make sense. But in the beginning, after my parents died, there was something about being with Stefan. I felt safe.
Matt: Safe? Elena he's a vampire.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Stefan: Okay. I'm freaking out. I'm ready to eat the whole wait staff. Why do you need to hear me say it?
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Damon: I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Dr. Meredith Fell: You date vampires, Elena. It shouldn't come as a shock to learn that your guardian is a murderer.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Damon: Nineteen-twelve: Or, as I like to call it. The last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 15: "All My Children"

Elijah: Mother made us vampires. She didn't make us monsters. We did that to ourselves.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: I'm better at being the bad guy anyway.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Damon: Spend 146 years with someone you sort of start to pick up on their tells.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Klaus: End us now, other. Or I'll send you back to Hell.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Elena: Are you insane?
Rebekah: I prefer spontaneous.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Rebekah: Why don't you sit down and shut up before I ruin everything by ripping your head off?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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