You're all gonna be country artists. That's one thing I forgot to tell you.


Aren't you glad you have the only sober coach up here?


You're the dude to beat.

Adam (to Jesse)

Jesse, your voice is almost as beautiful as my hair.

Cee Lo

I actually was waiting for Christina to start stuffing some ones in some of those guys' pants.


Carson: Are you here to promote your show?
Betty White: No, I'm just here to look at Blake Shelton.

Are you allowed to grind your hips at that age, like that?

Christina (to RaeLynn)

I like the Battle Rounds. I wish they woulda done that on the show I was from.

Kelly Clarkson

I don't know if she's ever had fun and cut loose.

Miranda Lambert (about ALyX)

I just couldn't wrap my head around the fact that somebody didn't think that I was sexy.

Erin Martin

I woulda picked "Monster Mash" if I was going for creepy.


Blake: I love you, Adam.
Adam: I love you too...totally in a non-sexual way.
Blake: I can't say the same.