Ali:You are telling me I didn't have a Bat Mitzvah because Dad wanted to out in the woods and dress up like a woman?
Shelley: That and you were a spoiled brat.

Ali: I don't need or want or give a shit about your money. It can't scream at me anymore because I am an adult. Okay? So there we go. Its settled. We are done.
Maura: No that you aren't on the payroll anymore, do you like me? If I didn't give you any money would you even talk to me?

Because my beautiful girl, you cannot do anything. You know you have so much more to say now than when I was writing your checks.

Maura

Where is the mustard? There is not enough mustard out there.

Shelley

Josh wants to see it in your eyes that you love him. You never met anyone like him before. What's crazy is that he told me about that, but then it was still happening.

Syd

Did you order the coleslaw?

Shelley

What we are like religious Jews?

Shelley

I don't want you to call me. I want you to be here.

Shelley

If I remember correctly, his lack of family was a strong selling point.

Sarah

I feel terribly constantly. Constantly. I just don't even exist in this. Like you are not listening to me. I don't understand. Stop yelling at me and making me feel bad about this.

Syd

That's the important part. I didn't it. I didn't until you gave me the go ahead.

Len

You are a vaginal learner.

Syd

Transparent Quotes

My whole life I have been dressing up as a man. This is me.

Maura

I don't know how it is that I raised three people that cannot see beyond themselves.

Maura