True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.
Eric
Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?
Pam
If you two are done eye-f*%king each other, can we go?
Eric
Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.
Pam
Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon
Lorena [to Sookie]
Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.
Sookie
You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!
Sookie
I'll be damned. Maybe God loves fags!
Lafayette's mother
You're acting like a century-old child!
Talbot [to Russell]
Marnie just puked that bitch out.
Lafayette
Don't laugh too much. Wouldn't want your lips to fall off.
Marnie [to Pam]
Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?
Lafayette
