Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

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I'll be damned. Maybe God loves fags!

Lafayette's mother

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Never underestimate the power of blind faith. It can manifest itself in ways that bend the laws of physics or break them entirely

Sophie-Anne

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Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Lafayette

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(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

Eric

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You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, fuck and kill each and every single one of you.

Pam

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Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?

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Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?

Eric

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I'm a fairy? How fuckin lame!

Sookie

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

All this alpha-male posturing. Why don't the two of you just fuck each other and get it over with? I could watch

Sophie-Anne [about Bill and Eric]

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