True Blood
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Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.
Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer
Your bedtime will be 4 a.m., not a minute later... We also recycle in this house.
Bill
Just shut the f*%k up and die please.
Russell
Amy: Hey you. Listen, are you alright?
Sookie: Sometimes I wish I smoked, so you could sneak outside without anybody knowing something's wrong with you
I don't know if God is on board for this.
Arlene
Jason: Look, Gran, I am the man in this family.
Gran: You are a man in this family, but I am the oldest person here and this is my house. You better respect me boy.
Bill: Actually, I'm the oldest person here
I'm so happy I could cry, but I won't cause it's gross when I do
Jessica
Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.
First of all, I've seen enough horror movies to know you don't split up when you're in a big, scary asylum and there's a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it's fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I'd just as soon get this over with
Sookie
Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.
I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.
Holly
