Sookie: I think we need to stop seeing each other.
Bill: Why?!
Sookie: Because you don't breathe. You don't have any electrical what ever it is. Your friends would like nothing more than to rip my throat out and because vampires killed that preacher from the fellowship of the sun church and his wife and baby! You look me in the eye and tell me they didn't do it?
Bill: Human have killed millions up millions in senseless wars. I do not hold you responsible for that

Quiet, antidote.

Eric [to Sarah]

Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?

Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.

Pam

For more than a thousand years the world has been my oyster... I've lost my taste for oysters Pam.

Eric

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.

Jason

Bill: Vampires often turn on those who trust them you know. We don't have human values like you.
Sookie: Well, humans turn on those who trust them too

If there's one thing I miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit.

Franklin

I'll be fine as soon as I wash the pig out of my hair.

Sookie

Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.

Pam

I'm so happy I could cry, but I won't cause it's gross when I do

Jessica

Lorena: Why am I here?
Eric: We want the same thing, you and I.
Lorena: For a vampire, you are a terrible liar.

True Blood Quotes

Have fun with your sluts!

Sarah Newlin

I love yah Bubba.

Jason

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes