How deep do you want to go?


Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.


Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?


I might be parrot-phrasing a little.


Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.

You know know us, we can be assholes.


I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.


And I'm here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days knows where we're coming from.

Steve Newlin

Tara [about Maryann]: So, collecting stray black people. That some kind of hobby of hers?
Eggs: She's right about you. You are funny.
Tara: Oh, yeah? What else she tell you about me?
Eggs: She said you crashed your car with a gallon of whiskey in your lap.
Tara: It was vodka. Really cheap vodka

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?


Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.

Pam [as she's feeding on a loud fangbanger]

You say you refuse to accept this, but what are you gonna do?


True Blood Quotes

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!


Guess that whole friendship things on hold.


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes