Popular True Blood Quotes
It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.Pam
Godric: Father, brother, son... Let me go.
Eric: I won't let you die alone.
I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.Holly
Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens, I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.Talbot
Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.
This is Jesus. He's a Mexican. But he ain't rape me yet.Mrs. Reynolds
When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.Terry
Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?
Sookie: And... you and Diane dated?
Bill: We had sex once, just after she was made a vampire in the late 1930's.
Sookie: What? Gross. Bill, she so... they're all so...
Bill: Evil. Yes, they are. They share a nest and when vampires share a nest, they become more cruel, more vicious. They become laws unto themselves. Whereas vampires such as I, who live alone are much more likely to hang on to some semblance of our former humanity
I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.Sookie
Soon, there will be anarchy - and, then, there will be me.Russell
Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.Pam