Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

Eric: What?
Pam: Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah.

Let me kill this uppity Wiccan Cunt....your majesty.

Pam

Men without souls do not cry.

Terry

Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.

Sookie: Jason, you look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. Did you kill Dawn?
Jason: What? No. Sookie... Look, when Maudette died I thought I might of done it, and it turned out I didn't. With Dawn, I don't even think I might have done it, so I know I didn't

Sookie: I'm sorry if I got you into any trouble tonight.
Bill: Don't apologize. We vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I'd prefer to be in it with you

Fate brought us together to fight evil. Did you really think no one was gonna get hurt?

Marnie [to Antonia]

Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie. It had nothing to do with you... It's been a long night, and I need to sleep. Now get the f-uck out.

Bill [to Lorena]

Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?

Sam: You can have the shirt off my back if you want it.
Bill: I'll take what I can get.

Lafayette: Now let me get this hetero straight, so you's a vampire that can come out in the daytime.
Warlow: Yeah, in a nutshell.
Lafayette: There go the damn neighborhood.

True Blood Quotes

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes