Popular True Blood Quotes
Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?Bill [to Russell]
I have a diploma from anger management, where I learned talking about your feelings is a manly thing to do.Terry
I am not gonna glamour you just because you don't want to feel guilty.Jess
Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.Pam
All this alpha-male posturing. Why don't the two of you just fuck each other and get it over with? I could watchSophie-Anne [about Bill and Eric]
You know in person she looks like vanilla puddingSookie [about Sarah]
I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.Lafayette
Jason: Look, Gran, I am the man in this family.
Gran: You are a man in this family, but I am the oldest person here and this is my house. You better respect me boy.
Bill: Actually, I'm the oldest person here
I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.Pam
It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.Pam
Please don't eat me, I am pregnant. Oh that probably just made you want to eat me more.Arlene
Jason: I hooked up with Maudette last night, we had sex. That's all.
Andy: How would you characterize the sex?
Jason: Eh, it was okay