Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.


Sookie: Bill, night before last I had to bury my bloody clothes because I didn't want my grandmother to know I was almost killed and tonight I was almost killed again! Why on earth would I continue seeing you?
Bill: Because you will never find a human man you can be yourself with

Don't laugh too much. Wouldn't want your lips to fall off.

Marnie [to Pam]

First of all, I've seen enough horror movies to know you don't split up when you're in a big, scary asylum and there's a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it's fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I'd just as soon get this over with


Denise: You don't wanna be on my bad side.
Sookie: I'm not so sure you even have another side you no-account backwoods trash

Pam: I hate Shreveport.
Eric: Oh come on. It'll be a trip down memory lane.

"Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."

Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]

Bill: She won't listen to me. It will take more time than I have to teach her obedience.
Jessica: I don't obey anybody, those days are over!
Eric: Can't handle one little girl, Bill? New ones can be like this. Man up my friend, she is not even one night old

Bill: Vampires often turn on those who trust them you know. We don't have human values like you.
Sookie: Well, humans turn on those who trust them too

Go fu-k yourself Nora.


This is not just about your relationship, you infatuated tween. There's a bigger picture.


I don't know what I expect - trash is as trash does.


True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes