It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.

Pam

Godric: Father, brother, son... Let me go.
Eric: I won't let you die alone.

I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.

Holly

Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens, I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.

Talbot

Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

This is Jesus. He's a Mexican. But he ain't rape me yet.

Mrs. Reynolds

When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.

Terry

Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?

Sookie: And... you and Diane dated?
Bill: We had sex once, just after she was made a vampire in the late 1930's.
Sookie: What? Gross. Bill, she so... they're all so...
Bill: Evil. Yes, they are. They share a nest and when vampires share a nest, they become more cruel, more vicious. They become laws unto themselves. Whereas vampires such as I, who live alone are much more likely to hang on to some semblance of our former humanity

I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.

Sookie

Soon, there will be anarchy - and, then, there will be me.

Russell

Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.

Pam

True Blood Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes