(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.


Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.

You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.


I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.


Andy: A crime scene ain't no place for a child.
Adilyn: We'll I'm 18.
Andy: I know you are, but not really.

I'm a fairy? How fuckin lame!


I heard about your maker. That blows

Sophie-Anne [to Eric]

I can eat who I want.


Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?

Bill [to Russell]

FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.


Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

Can we blow up these Wiccan dips---s already? I got a mani-pedi at 4.


True Blood Quotes

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?


The human Bible, it's little better than US Weekly.


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes