Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.

Eric

Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we don't still talk from time to time.

Lafayette

I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.

Sookie

You know in person she looks like vanilla pudding

Sookie [about Sarah]

I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.

Sam

I'm trade you the red one for the blonde one.

Russell [to Bill]

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.

Kidnapper

The other Eric is still here.

Eric

Even as the cure, you're still the fucking problem.

Sookie [to Sarah]

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

True Blood Quotes

I can eat who I want.

Jessica

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.

Lafayette

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes