If heaven does exist, I'm pretty sure Adele Stackhouse would be elected president there.

Tara

Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

Eric

Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

I don't speak techie!

Eric

Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.

Sookie

Never say never when there's the Internet

Sam

Have fun with your sluts!

Sarah Newlin

Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.

Pam

I'll mourn you, Tara. I'll mourn you to my very marrow.

Franklin

Well fu-k me he can count past five.

Pam

I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

Jason

Can we blow up these Wiccan dips---s already? I got a mani-pedi at 4.

Pam

True Blood Quotes

Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.

Eric [to Bill]

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes