True Blood

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Maybe you can flirt some sense into that girl cuz logic sure ain't working.

Tara

Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

Hoyt: We can fight our natures together.
Jessica: It's too late.

I may be a whore, but I'm not stupid.

Sookie

This is bullshit. Listen, bitch, I don't have time for this. Fix my maker.

Pam

Arlene: I want you to promise me smoethin', okay?
Sookie: Okay.
Arlene: Someday, if I ever find another man, I want you to look inside his head and tell me everything that's in there.
Sookie: Uh... Arlene, it doesn't really work that way.
Arlene: Promise me, okay? Cause I have the worst taste in men

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Pam

I am not gonna die cuz of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!

Sookie

Should we say grace?

Russell

You know what they say about gentlemen, they don't brag about sloppy seconds.

Bill

I heard about your maker. That blows

Sophie-Anne [to Eric]

Sookie: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide: Try harder.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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