Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?

Pam

You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.

Pam

And if those people die?
Bill. It's war. It happens.

Sookie

Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?

Bill: It's been a long night... don't feel like you have to
Sookie: Quit talking crazy
Bill: I just meant that I'd be satisfied to simply hold you
Sookie: I would not be satisfied. Not one bit.
Bill: What do you want, Sookie? Say it.
Sookie: I want you. Every which way. I just want you

I don't know what I expect - trash is as trash does.

Tara

There's no manual on how to get through this.

Sam

Well fu-k me he can count past five.

Pam

Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.

Jason

Excuse me, gentlemen. I need to drain the second course.

Talbot

It's strange to miss someone you don't remember.

Eric Northman

Oh I love a good execution.

Bill

True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes