Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.


I heard about your maker. That blows

Sophie-Anne [to Eric]

Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?


I'm a fairy? How fuckin lame!


Fangs? You're such boys.


Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.


There's no manual on how to get through this.


Kidnapper 1: That's gay.
Kidnapper 2: And playing with your titties in a car full of guys isn't?

Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.

Now, why'd you have to go kill that maenad? She was a terrific decorator.


True Blood Quotes

Jess: We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: You sure?

We fucked like only two vampires can.

Bill [on Lorena, to Sookie]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes