You two got yourselves a sticky situation. You better deal with it quick before your grandkids are your step-grandkids first.

Arlene [to Holly]

Steve: I will not negotiate with sub humans. Kill me. Do it. Jesus will protect me
Godric: I am actually older than your Jesus. I wish I could have known him but I missed it

The other Eric is still here.


Tara: I said you could bite me.
Franklin: No.
Tara: Why not?
Franklin: Because you want me to.

Don't laugh too much. Wouldn't want your lips to fall off.

Marnie [to Pam]

Bill: Sookie... I cannot...and I will not lose you. For all the ways I have...dismayed, agrieved, or failed you, I swear I will atone. But I am not sorry. I refuse to apologize for what you have me. are my miracle, Sookie. For the first time in 140 years, I felt something I thought had been lost in me forever... I love you. And for that, I shall never feel sorry!
Sookie: God damn you, Bill Compton... I love you!

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon

Lorena [to Sookie]

I care about very few people in this world. A small handful of vampires and you.


I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.


Sookie: Jason, this would be one of those times to use your head.
Jason: Oh, I am. This here is the war I've been training for.

True Blood Quotes

Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.


Oh I love a good execution.


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes