Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?


You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.


And if those people die?
Bill. It's war. It happens.


Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?

Bill: It's been a long night... don't feel like you have to
Sookie: Quit talking crazy
Bill: I just meant that I'd be satisfied to simply hold you
Sookie: I would not be satisfied. Not one bit.
Bill: What do you want, Sookie? Say it.
Sookie: I want you. Every which way. I just want you

I don't know what I expect - trash is as trash does.


There's no manual on how to get through this.


Well fu-k me he can count past five.


Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.


Excuse me, gentlemen. I need to drain the second course.


It's strange to miss someone you don't remember.

Eric Northman

Oh I love a good execution.


True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.


I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes