The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.

Lorena

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric

What would we be if we were normal? I can't even picture it.

Sookie

Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.

Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.

Jason

Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

Sookie: Jason, you look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. Did you kill Dawn?
Jason: What? No. Sookie... Look, when Maudette died I thought I might of done it, and it turned out I didn't. With Dawn, I don't even think I might have done it, so I know I didn't

Oh my God, I'm a republi-c*nt!

Pam

I may be a whore, but I'm not stupid.

Sookie

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.

True Blood Quotes

Oh I love a good execution.

Bill

Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes