Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?

Bill [to Russell]

I have a diploma from anger management, where I learned talking about your feelings is a manly thing to do.

Terry

I am not gonna glamour you just because you don't want to feel guilty.

Jess

Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.

Pam

All this alpha-male posturing. Why don't the two of you just fuck each other and get it over with? I could watch

Sophie-Anne [about Bill and Eric]

You know in person she looks like vanilla pudding

Sookie [about Sarah]

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.

Lafayette

Jason: Look, Gran, I am the man in this family.
Gran: You are a man in this family, but I am the oldest person here and this is my house. You better respect me boy.
Bill: Actually, I'm the oldest person here

I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.

Pam

It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.

Pam

Please don't eat me, I am pregnant. Oh that probably just made you want to eat me more.

Arlene

Jason: I hooked up with Maudette last night, we had sex. That's all.
Andy: How would you characterize the sex?
Jason: Eh, it was okay

True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes