It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?

Sookie

• Permalink: It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?
• Added: June 20, 2010

Hoyt: We can fight our natures together.
Jessica: It's too late.

• Permalink: We can fight our natures together. It's too late.
• Added: June 20, 2010

The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a fuckin zombie.

Tara

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• Added: June 20, 2010

Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.

• Permalink: Bill Compton is no Godric. But he's everything to me.
• Added: June 20, 2010

Sookie: You think I'm that stupid.
Eric: I think you're that human.

• Permalink: You think I'm that stupid. I think you're that human.
• Added: June 20, 2010

Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.

Pam

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• Added: June 20, 2010

You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.

Lafayette

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• Added: June 20, 2010

You're about to get deader, dead ass mother fucker.

Cooter

• Permalink: You're about to get deader, dead ass mother f**ker.
• Added: June 20, 2010