True Blood "If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?" Quotes
Pam: I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, f**k and kill all three of you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pam [as she's feeding on a loud fangbanger]: Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pam: Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pam: You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, f**k and kill each and every single one of you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7