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True-blood

The wife's out of town, the hot tub is just right and I got a male enhancement oil I'm anxious to try out.

Bud

Respectfully Martha, your sone doesn't have a grave cause you all ate him.

Alcide

Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

Eric

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

Go fu-k yourself Nora.

Eric

I feel more love, I feel more acceptance in this hate group than I ever felt in church.

Hoyt

Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.

Andy

Come to think of it, I have been a little bit off my game lately.

Sookie

I ain't been to med school or fairy school or nothin', so if you can put it in terms a late man could understand I'd appreciate it.

Jason
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