I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam.

Sookie

Say it with me! Conscious off - di*k on and everything's gonna be alright.

Andy

Kidnapper 1: That's gay.
Kidnapper 2: And playing with your titties in a car full of guys isn't?

Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?

I don't know what I expect - trash is as trash does.

Tara

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.

Kidnapper

For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.

French waitress

True Blood Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.

Kidnapper