True Blood

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True Blood "Scratches" Quotes

Hoyt: You should try the chicken fried steak. It's like a chicken and a steak got together and made a baby. A delicious, crispy baby
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jessica: This is so embarrassing. I'd die if i wasn't already dead
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats.
Sookie: That's so weird.
Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. Clothes left something to the imagination and required a certain skill to get past.
Sookie: I think there's a Halloween store around here that sells them.
Bill: You're such a tease
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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