True Blood "She's Not There" Quotes
Lafayette: Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Terry: When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Eric: Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]: "Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Lafayette: We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sookie: I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6
