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Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

Lafayette

When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.

Terry

Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?

Eric

"Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."

Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]

We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.

Lafayette

I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.

Sookie
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True Blood Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.

Lafayette

I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.

Sookie
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