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I ain't worried. I've never been so not worried. This is what normal people do, Sam. They fall in love. They make each other laugh. They move in together. They raise kids. They fight over money. They get old and fat together. And it's normal. And it's happenin' to me. I can't believe it.


Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.

Franklin: Even when I'm away, I can feel your flesh molded to me. That's how close we are now.
Tara: That's really sweet.

Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.


I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.


Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.


Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherfucker." Cool, right?

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