True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 3 Episode 5: "Trouble" Quotes
I ain't worried. I've never been so not worried. This is what normal people do, Sam. They fall in love. They make each other laugh. They move in together. They raise kids. They fight over money. They get old and fat together. And it's normal. And it's happenin' to me. I can't believe it.
Terry
Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.
Franklin: Even when I'm away, I can feel your flesh molded to me. That's how close we are now.
Tara: That's really sweet.
Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.
Will you be my vampire bride?
Franklin [to Tara]
He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.
Tommy
I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.
Jason
Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.
Sookie
Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherfucker." Cool, right?
Franklin
Russell: A King in front of them, a Queen behind them - and they're talking about a human girl.
Talbot: Men.
I am not gonna die cuz of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!
Sookie
Talbot: You're not supposed to bring work home.
Russell [pointing at himself]: Frankin - King!
