True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Quotes
Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.
Pam
I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.
Lafayette
Jason: If there is one thing I learned from my time As QB-1 it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pu-sy footin around Russell. It's game time.
Sookie: I love you.
Jason: I love you too Sook.
Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.
Pam
Kibwe: You have any idea what you have done?
Eric: He was a dick.
Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
General: How?
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.
Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.
Lafayette
Are we seriously siting here discussing education reform?
Russell
Emma! You know daddy does not like it when you're human. Do you want Nigel to eat you?
Steve
We're not runnin, no one fu-ks with us in our house.
Tara
Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.
