True Blood

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This isn't about capture and kill anymore.

Pam

Okay, so there's a fully stocked fridge with snacks. Sling is over there. Nipple clamps on the bedside table with some erotic oils and handcuffs. Dildos and toys are on the wall.

Violet

We don't know how much time we got left, it doesn't seem worth it to spend it with someone you don't love.

Sookie

I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.

Holly

Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.

Arlene

You two got yourselves a sticky situation. You better deal with it quick before your grandkids are your step-grandkids first.

Arlene [to Holly]

Bill Compton is one tough motherf*cker. He's gonna beat this thing. I mean, hell, he was like a bonafide vampire God about 6 months ago.

Jason

I lived around a lot of places and Bon Temps is the only place I ever really felt safe.

Sam

It wasn't until last night that I realized this town is f*cking crazy. And you, you're the mayor of crazy.

Nicole [to Sam]

Sarah Newlin's gonna be having the last f*cking laugh, shopping at Barney's and having her manicure if you two can't stop measuring your d*cks and strike a f*cking deal.

Pam

This is bullshit. I imagined my death many times but I never thought I'd meet the sun in some place with wall-to-wall carpet.

Pam

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah
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True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes