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Pam: I like her, I like you.
Amber: Is it okay if I still haven't made my mind up about you?
Pam: I really like her.

It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?


Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.


Pam: I hate Shreveport.
Eric: Oh come on. It'll be a trip down memory lane.

Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.

For more than a thousand years the world has been my oyster... I've lost my taste for oysters Pam.


Last thing I need is anybody else dying because of me.


Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.


Life is supposed to add up to something not be some half eaten slice of pizza.

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