True Blood

True Blood Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 7: "Cold Grey Light of Dawn"

Jessica: He loves me so much it hurts to even think about it. But I don't love him the same. I think if I was still human I know that I would, but I don't have a human heart anymore.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Lafayette: I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Bill: Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tara: Everyone who's ever been with me has ended up dead. It ain't a long list, but it's a bad one to be on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Woman #1: Are you sure she ain't a zombie?
Woman #2: Holy crap, now they're zombies!
Pam: I am not a zombie!
Woman #1: That's exactly what a zombie would say, 'I'm not a zombie.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam [to Tommy]: I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric [to Bill]: Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 6: "I Wish I Was the Moon"

Jason: These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: I ain't never gonna forgive myself if I bite your head off.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lafayette: Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 5: "Me and the Devil"

Eric Northman: It's strange to miss someone you don't remember.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Let me kill this uppity Wiccan C**t....your majesty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: This is bulls**t. Listen, bitch, I don't have time for this. Fix my maker.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nan [to Bill]: Don't f**k this up. How many retired kings do you know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric [to Sookie]: I would never harm you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 4: "I'm Alive and on Fire"

Sookie: You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 3: "If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?"

Pam: I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, f**k and kill all three of you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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