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Emma! You know daddy does not like it when you're human. Do you want Nigel to eat you?


We're not runnin, no one fu-ks with us in our house.


Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.

I love yah Bubba.


Please take this hurt away from me so that I can go on and have my life.


We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.


Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Well fu-k me he can count past five.


Russell: All this talk and killing has made me positively ravenous. Who wants to go out and eat? Steve.
Steve: I could eat.

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