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You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.

Lafayette

I don't know why death still surprises me.

Sam

Have fun with your sluts!

Sarah Newlin

How deep do you want to go?

Pam

Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.

When is leaving your family behind the best thing?

Sookie

You don't have the stockholder syndrome do you?

Jason

There's a town consensus about what kind of girl I am... they call me a danger whore.

Sookie

I may be a whore, but I'm not stupid.

Sookie

In my heart I am still a creature of light, but when darkness falls....

Warlow

Every minute that you waste not fast-tracking me onto this having me on this fuck fanger police force is a minute wasted where I'm not out there fucking some fangers up.

Jason

Lafayette: Now let me get this hetero straight, so you's a vampire that can come out in the daytime.
Warlow: Yeah, in a nutshell.
Lafayette: There go the damn neighborhood.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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