True Blood

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You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.

Lafayette

I don't know why death still surprises me.

Sam

Have fun with your sluts!

Sarah Newlin

How deep do you want to go?

Pam

Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.

When is leaving your family behind the best thing?

Sookie

You don't have the stockholder syndrome do you?

Jason

There's a town consensus about what kind of girl I am... they call me a danger whore.

Sookie

I may be a whore, but I'm not stupid.

Sookie

In my heart I am still a creature of light, but when darkness falls....

Warlow

Every minute that you waste not fast-tracking me onto this having me on this fuck fanger police force is a minute wasted where I'm not out there fucking some fangers up.

Jason

Lafayette: Now let me get this hetero straight, so you's a vampire that can come out in the daytime.
Warlow: Yeah, in a nutshell.
Lafayette: There go the damn neighborhood.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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