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Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

Lafayette

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Pam

I truly believe God wants me to fuck you.

Sarah Newlin

When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!

Sarah Newlin

I play by a different set of rules now Sookie.

Bill

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me.

Sookie

I shouldn't be taking walks with handsome strangers. It never ends well.

Sookie

Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fancy piano at church.

Arlene

Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.

Arlene

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric
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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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