Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

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• Added: July 14, 2013

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

Lafayette

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• Added: July 14, 2013

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Pam

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• Added: July 14, 2013

I truly believe God wants me to fuck you.

Sarah Newlin

• Permalink: I truly believe God wants me to f**k you.
• Added: July 14, 2013

When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!

Sarah Newlin

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• Added: July 14, 2013

I play by a different set of rules now Sookie.

Bill

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• Added: June 30, 2013

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

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• Added: June 30, 2013

I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me.

Sookie

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• Added: June 30, 2013

I shouldn't be taking walks with handsome strangers. It never ends well.

Sookie

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• Added: June 21, 2013

Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fancy piano at church.

Arlene

• Permalink: Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fa...
• Added: June 21, 2013

Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.

Arlene

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• Added: June 21, 2013

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric

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• Added: June 21, 2013