True Blood

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Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

Lafayette

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Pam

I truly believe God wants me to fuck you.

Sarah Newlin

When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!

Sarah Newlin

I play by a different set of rules now Sookie.

Bill

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me.

Sookie

I shouldn't be taking walks with handsome strangers. It never ends well.

Sookie

Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fancy piano at church.

Arlene

Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.

Arlene

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric
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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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