True Blood

True Blood Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 8: "Night on the Sun"

Jason: You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Debbie: She's a c**t.
Russell: But she's a special c**t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Talbot [to Russell]: You're acting like a century-old child!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bill: I love you, Sookie Stackhouse. And I will love you forever.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sookie [to Bill]: I don't know how to start forgiving you. I don't know if I ever will.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jason: Sook, say something. You brain damaged?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 7: "Hitting the Ground"

Tara: Sookie, let's go he is dead!

Sookie: No he's not. This (holds up goop) is what is left when a vampire dies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Summer: I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jason: I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Summer: I'm just kidding; I'm not a vampire like your last girlfriend.
Hoyt: Girlfriend?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 6: "I Got a Right to Sing the Blues"

Russell: Bill has been Lorena's drug of choice for centuries; it will be tough for her to break it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lafayette: Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Arlene: Please don't eat me, I am pregnant. Oh that probably just made you want to eat me more.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jessica: Just because my fangs popped out doesn't mean I am going to use them on you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 5: "Trouble"

Terry: I ain't worried. I've never been so not worried. This is what normal people do, Sam. They fall in love. They make each other laugh. They move in together. They raise kids. They fight over money. They get old and fat together. And it's normal. And it's happenin' to me. I can't believe it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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