True Blood

True Blood Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 5: "Trouble"

Franklin: Even when I'm away, I can feel your flesh molded to me. That's how close we are now.
Tara: That's really sweet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Franklin [to Tara]: Will you be my vampire bride?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tommy: He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jason: I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sookie: Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.
 • Rating: Unrated

Franklin: Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherf**ker." Cool, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Russell: A King in front of them, a Queen behind them - and they're talking about a human girl.
Talbot: Men.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sookie: I am not gonna die cuz of your s**tty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Talbot: You're not supposed to bring work home.
Russell [pointing at himself]: Frankin - King!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Talbot: You and your dusty love beast are at odds with my decor.
Franklin: No one cares what you think about anything. Shut up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 4: "9 Crimes"

Bill [to Lorena]: Any passion you felt was me killing my love for Sookie. It had nothing to do with you... It's been a long night, and I need to sleep. Now get the f-uck out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.
 • Rating: Unrated

Franklin: If there's one thing I miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric [to Lafayette]: Let's go, RuPaul.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Arlene: People love giving redheads tips - and I've always been the only redhead at Merlotte's.
 • Rating: Unrated

King: A woman is only a woman. But a good cigar is a smoke.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a f**kin winning name.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: I wanna look like I can kick some serious ass. Which I can.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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