True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 3 Quotes
A woman is only a woman. But a good cigar is a smoke.
King
Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.
I wanna look like I can kick some serious ass. Which I can.
Sookie
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.
Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done fall right off his cracker.
Sam's mother
No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can still turn around and kick you right in the nut sack.
Alcide
We fucked like only two vampires can.
Bill [on Lorena, to Sookie]
Bill: I have left my life in Bon Temps. And I'm leaving you.
Sookie: Shut the fuck up.
Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.
The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.
Lorena
They took someone I love from me. I don't know about you, but I was raised to fight back.
Sookie
