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True-blood

What if our hearts can't be trusted and it's our brains we should be listening to?

Alcide

Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.

Sookie: : I can't imagine a world without you in it. Both of you.

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!

Pam

Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

I liked you better when you were brain damaged.

Bill [to Eric]

Sookie: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide: Try harder.

People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.

Alcide

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.

Jesus
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