True Blood

True Blood Season 4 Quotes

Season 4 Episode 12: "And When I Die"

Alcide: What if our hearts can't be trusted and it's our brains we should be listening to?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sookie: : I can't imagine a world without you in it. Both of you.
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

Pam: I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. F**k Sookie!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Bill [to Eric]: I liked you better when you were brain damaged.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sookie: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide: Try harder.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Alcide: People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jesus: You can't trade magic like f**kin Pokeman cards.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Arlene: Zombies are the new vampires, didn't you know that?
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Hoyt [to Jason]: Ain't nothing more important to you than your d**k. Not even your best friend.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Tara: If heaven does exist, I'm pretty sure Adele Stackhouse would be elected president there.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 11: "Soul of Fire"

Pam: Can we blow up these Wiccan dips---s already? I got a mani-pedi at 4.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jason [to Jess]: Even without your blood in me, you are all I think about.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tara: F**k you, you uncle tom! Yeah, I said it!
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Fairy: You're handsome and muscular.
Andy: I have been cutting back on the carbs.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Marnie [to Pam]: Don't laugh too much. Wouldn't want your lips to fall off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alcide: It ain't a wolf/shifter thing. It's right and wrong.
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Pam: Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're f**ked.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

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