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Sookie! I'm actually fucking happy to see you!


Bill: You need a vampire in your life Sookie, more so than anyone else here. You need protection.
Alcide: She has me.
Bill: You're not good enough.

Sook meet Violet, she's European.


Believe me, my head is the last place you'd wanna be.

Sookie [to Alcide]

When you dream of me, dream of nice things.


I'm gnawing at my own arm and you're gonna drop fang on me?


Bill: We made a deal Sookie.
Sookie: I know we did Bill, but Eric took our deal and fucked it in the ass.

It is scientifically impossible for you to be this fucking slow!

Sarah Newlin

Screw your kisses and your hugs and your atta girls.

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