I'm kind of like this whole package of awesome. Art Director, not afraid to write my own stuff. You put me with the right partner and I could sell venereal disease to nuns

Chip

Mason: Why would Jesus need a watch?
Conner: He's got a lot of time zones to cover.

Conner: What would Jesus do?
Mason: Christ?
Conner: Our lord. He'd embrace his destiny. He'd buy something: watch, new shoes, which he might wear on his new boat.

Conner: You need to get this boat.
Mason: I can't afford it.
Conner: Be a good American and finance it.

Trust Me Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Conner: You need to get this boat.
Mason: I can't afford it.
Conner: Be a good American and finance it.

Conner: What would Jesus do?
Mason: Christ?
Conner: Our lord. He'd embrace his destiny. He'd buy something: watch, new shoes, which he might wear on his new boat.