Jo: Danny's my...he's just a friend.
Rico: Yeah, a friend you wanna mate with.

You're just such a victim.

Lacey

Don't bail on me, like you two bailed on each other.

Danny

Lacey: You hungry?
Archie: Yeah for those sexy lips.

I'm just watching you not have a crush on Danny; it's fascinating.

Rico [to Jo]

You think I want to have a crush on Danny? It's awful, snap me out of it.

Jo

Look at you quoting anti-Bullying PSAs for me.

Danny

This kind of secret is sexy, we're like Romeo & Juliet.

Lacey

Girls are horrible snarky monsters. Give me guy friends any day.

Jo

What am I too grounded to become a national merit scholar?

Jo

He told someone I was like his sister. Unless we've time travelled back to the middle ages I'm pretty sure that rules out anything ever happening.

Jo

Lacey that kiss? That's all I think about, all day, everyday. Don't you think about it too?

Danny

Twisted Quotes

Didn't you hear? I'm a bitch now.

Lacey

Serita I remember you, you were the one with the facial hair problem in 5th grade.

Danny