Twisted

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Twisted
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Didn't you hear? I'm a bitch now.

Lacey

Do you think it was easy being the best friends of the child murderer?

Lacey

I've been super vicious since I went off the gluten.

Regina

Danny: I feel like I'm on an episode of Glee and everyone's about to break out into song.
Regina: They let you watch Glee in prison?
Danny: It's part of our punishment.

I couldn't help you 5 years ago, but I can now.

Jo

Anybody who knew Regina knew her favorite subject was free period.

Lacey

Danny: You can explain to me who the Kardashians are for instance.
Jo: You don't wanna know.

If somebody claimed to know your deepest darkest secret, wouldn't you want to know about it?

Kyle

God I hate when that happens. It's hard out there for a pimp.

Rico

Dad always said 'if you can't laugh you might as well be dead.'

Danny

In a weird way, losing Regina has brought us all closer.

Lacey

Serita I remember you, you were the one with the facial hair problem in 5th grade.

Danny
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Twisted Quotes

Didn't you hear? I'm a bitch now.

Lacey

Serita I remember you, you were the one with the facial hair problem in 5th grade.

Danny