Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 5: "A Jock Strap In Hell" Quotes
Miss Pasternak: Charlie Harper?
Charlie: (looking around) Where? He owes me money!
Charlie: (about the jock strap) Think you can fit your junk into that?
Jake: I'll make it fit, let's just go.
Charlie: No, no, put it on over your pants, we'll take a look.
Jake: (embarrassed) The heck you will!
Alan: Charlie, you're embarrassing him.
Charlie: Of course I am. That's why I came!
(Charlie and Delores are praying)
Charlie: Weird, us both being on our knees at the same time.
Charlie: Just saying.
Miss Pasternak: You miserable son of a bitch: I gave you my heart, I gave you my soul, I gave you my body. And you just threw me aside like I was some piece of garbage.
Charlie: Yeah, my bad.