There's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire between my legs.

Lyndsey

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When I was married to judith it was my choice to get a vasectomy, new kitchen, and a labradoodle with a diarrhea.

Alan

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• Added: January 17, 2012

I tried, [the beard] grew in patchy. I looked like a possum on chemo.

Alan

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