Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo" Quotes

Lyndsey: There's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire between my legs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alan: When I was married to judith it was my choice to get a vasectomy, new kitchen, and a labradoodle with a diarrhea.
 • Rating: Unrated
Alan: I tried, [the beard] grew in patchy. I looked like a possum on chemo.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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