Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo" Quotes
Lyndsey: There's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire between my legs.
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Alan: When I was married to judith it was my choice to get a vasectomy, new kitchen, and a labradoodle with a diarrhea.
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Alan: I tried, [the beard] grew in patchy. I looked like a possum on chemo.
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