Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby" Quotes

Alan: Hi, I want to book your Presidential suite. How much? Mm-hmm, okay. Do you have a Secretary of Agriculture suite?
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Lynsdey: How are you doing?
Alan: I am high, humiliated and hairless.
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Walden: Why do you need a chiropractor?
Berta: I have a big date on Valentine's Day, and if it goes all well, I will need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist and a priest.
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