Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men "Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon" Quotes

Walden: This house is a mess. I think I should just cut my losses and sell it.

Alan: Don't even joke like that.
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Herb: Have a drink.

Walden: I don't think I can.
Herb: Come on, I did not fix those nuts, so you could grow a vagina.
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Walden: That was the most pain I have experienced in a long time.

Alan: Says the only one in this room that was not married to Judith.
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