Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" Quotes
Berta: (reading title of book) Cooking for Dummies.
Charlie: No offense, Jake, I'm actually cooking for everybody.
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Charlie: (to Jake) Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.
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Alan: I intend to give my rose to Bachelorette #2.
Charlie: Only you could gay up banging two women.
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