Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3: "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" Quotes
Alan: I intend to give my rose to Bachelorette #2.
Charlie: Only you could gay up banging two women.
(to Jake) Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.Charlie
Berta: (reading title of book) Cooking for Dummies.
Charlie: No offense, Jake, I'm actually cooking for everybody.