Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 6: "Ferrets, Attack!" Quotes
Alan: This time, you invited the vampire into the house.
Walden: In my defense, the vampire was naked at the time.
Alan: She just wants to take advantage of Walden.
Berta: You do hear yourself talk, right?
Alan: Yes, I am a mooch, but I am not dangerous.
Walden: She says wants to meet for coffee.
Alan: Oh, be careful. In my experience, when an ex wants to meet for coffee, it is either they want to borrow money or tell you that they gave you crabs.
Walden: You share too much.