Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats, and One Mitt" Quotes
Alan: See, this is why communication is important in a relationship. Two minutes ago, I did not care if you lived or died, but right now..? I love you as no man as ever loved a woman.
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Alan: You complete me; add another chick and I will complete myself.
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Berta: You can just keep staring at your laptop all day.
Walden: I made a billion dollars doing this.
Berta: Well, carry on.
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Total Quotes: 3