Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS

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Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell" Quotes

Charlie [to Alan]: First of all, that little boy loves you. And second of all, just cause your wife decides she doesn't want to sleep with men, it doesn't make you a bad husband, though I wouldn't brag about it.
 • Rating: Unrated
Alan: I don't even know how my wife is going to be a lesbian. She hates oral sex—hates it
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jake: Uncle Charlie hasn't met Porky yet!
Charlie: I don't suppose that's a Rubenesque nineteen-year-old girl?
Alan: Porky's his pet guinea pig.
Charlie: You're bringing vermin into my house?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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