Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 3: "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell" Quotes
First of all, that little boy loves you. And second of all, just cause your wife decides she doesn't want to sleep with men, it doesn't make you a bad husband, though I wouldn't brag about it.Charlie [to Alan]
I don't even know how my wife is going to be a lesbian. She hates oral sexâ€”hates itAlan
Jake: Uncle Charlie hasn't met Porky yet!
Charlie: I don't suppose that's a Rubenesque nineteen-year-old girl?
Alan: Porky's his pet guinea pig.
Charlie: You're bringing vermin into my house?