Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 20: "Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau" Quotes
Charlie: Tell you what. I'll trade you, site unseen, my mom for yours
Charlie: I'll even throw in Alan and a couple of Omaha Steaks
Chelsea: What's wrong with me having a warm and a healthy relationship with your mother?
Charlie: For starters, you'll be the only one... ever!
Chelsea: Oh, don't be so dramatic
Charlie: I should be wearing tights and holding a skull... preferably hers
Chelsea: You didn't tell your mom we were engaged?
Charlie: If she didn't sell me the house, she wouldn't know where I lived