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Two-and-a-half-men

Charlie: I promise I'll get a quiet hooker.
Alan: Believe or not, that's a real concession on his part.

Charlie: You guys are no fun, I'm gonna call a hooker.
Lyndsey: Charlie, there's two boys in the house!
Charlie: Let them get their own hookers.

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