Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Mondays 9:00 PM on CBS

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Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap" Quotes

Jake: These clothes look stupid.
Charlie: You're ten. No one cares
 • Rating: Unrated
Jake: Uncle Charlie, why is Berta leaving?
Charlie: Why? It doesn't matter, Jake. What matters is she's gone... and we're all going to die
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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